Signs of an Incurable ARASHI Obsession~

Here's something that I found on someone's blog and thought I might try it

The ones in purple are those that I agree with

The italic black fonts are my side notes

Here we go!

SIGNS OF AN INCURABLE ARASHI OBSESSION

• you were baited by Jun-kun. - I did watch his doramas before my obsessions tho~
  
• anything over 49kg is “fat”
• the best dancer in Johnny’s is Ohno, period. - Anyone who would deny that is just mental...
  
• you’re forever daydreaming and imagining…about Arashi and you. - Not forever, but I did dream about this... like... sometimes?
  
• you save for NatsuCon…the whole year, 2 years, 10 years, etc.
• only true idols get extremely popular after putting stockings over their head, wearing nipples shirts and daisy dukes. - some of the reasons why I ADORE them so much~
  
• you’re envious of the Arashi FC members. - heck.. ya~
  
• you’re envious of anyone that lives in Japan. - totally~
  
• every time a new single comes out, you bounce around the room in joy and watch the PV (promotional video) 19074546 times. - I did not really bounce... had a tonic clonic seizure is the more appropriate term... LOL~
  
• despite how poor you are, somehow you manage to buy all albums/singles.- i don't have all, but I will buy anything that I came across with~
  
• the first kanji you memorized is 嵐 - “arashi”. - so true...
  
• and then the kanji of all the members’ names. - unfortunately, I haven't reached this level yet~
  
• when speaking japanese you only know “male” dominates words such as “omae” “umai” “kuse”. - at first yurp... but now I'm improving~
  
• eating expired food is not crazy at all, but funny.
  
• when someone mentions ‘Bambi’, it’s Sho or Jun that you think of, not the Disney movie. - hahaha.. OMG... this is soo true~
  
• no matter how many times, you always cry when watching Aiba read his letter on 24hrTV.
• you want a pet and his name is Momo.
  
• you name things after Arashi such as pets, computers, your external HD.
• The Sims is a game you started just so you can have characters named after Arashi. - i didn't start playing The Sims because of Arashi but I do have an ARASHI family in my saved game :)
  
• the best university in all of Japan is Keio, period. - where else can you find a uni that has Keio's alumni list?
  
• Sho is unreachable. - so true~
  
• you’ve bought a baby blue DS.
• you didn’t know Jun was the youngest. - i don't get this statement... isn't Arashi's obsession includes knowledge of their birthdays?
  
• you didn’t know Ohno was the oldest. - another point made~
  
• before Arashi, S&M was disturbing. Now it’s just an everyday part of life.
• one of the main reasons your computer lives is to download Arashi stuff.
  
• you’ve cried after your hard drive crashed. - it hasn't crashed yet but I will go nuts if it does~
  
• no matter how many times you burn things off, your hard drive is always full. - hahaha... my brother is going to kill me...
  
• you’ve sat your friends down and began the history on Arashi.
  
• your friends can put names to faces.
  
• when asked if you have a boyfriend, you have casually said “yes” and pictured one of the members.
• you’ve come to like Japanese artists that the members like.
• you wish that Johnny’s wouldn’t be so expensive.
  
• vowed not to spend money on arashi.
• (almost) spent it 5 minutes after you vowed this because a new photo album came out.
• there is an Arashi photo that you see everyday - on a car, pencil case, wallet, planner. - my laptop's wallpaper... yess~
  
• your cell phone ring tone is Arashi.
  
• Aiba has the best English in all of Japan.
• December 24th is not Christmas Eve, it is “Aiba’s Birthday”.
  
• when going to karaoke you sing at least 1 Arashi song. AT LEAST.
• when singing in the car or anywhere, you MUST follow the hand motions during the chorus.
• you’ve been jealous of animals.
• you read “asahi” as “arashi”.
  
• the best actor in Japan is Nino, period. In Asia! Period! - i would not say he's the best actor in Asia nor Japan... but he is a bloody great actor~
  
• short guys is DEFINITELY okay.
• guys with bad skin is okay too.
• guys skinnier than me, that’s okay too.
• Arashi is the best group, ever.
  
• when someone says “captain” or “leader” ,the first person you think of is Ohno.
  
• sometimes you hear “Nino” instead of “Nemo”.
• therefore you buy Nemo things thinking of Nino.
• Ohno should be a world-renowned artist. - so true.. his talents are out of this world~
  
• you’ve come to tolerate/love other Johnny’s artists because of Arashi.
  
• you’ve pulled all-nighters to wait for videos, scans, reports.
• sometimes you wonder if Arashi are idols or comedians or cute little kids.
  
• you start off with a favorite Arashi song, but soon after you can’t decide.
  
• you study japanese because of Arashi.
  
• you plan on going to Japan because of Arashi. - this and many other reasons... but I do regret not knowing Arashi during my times in Japan though~
  
• you start giggling to yourself after finding something “Japanese”.
• when you meet someone Japanese the first thing you want to do is ask is whether they know Arashi.
• Aiba is a prodigy.
  
• Nino should be a professional song writer
  
• the only man that can pull off a belly button ring is Sho.
  
• neon-coloured suits are completely acceptable for any occasion.
• when someone says “tension” you think “Aiba”.
• your parents know Arashi songs and the members’ name.
• gotten into a fight with siblings about Arashi.
  
• have arashi posters but won’t put them up because you’re afraid you’ll ruin them.
• when people pronounces Nino’s name wrong it annoys you. - i haven't met anyone who pronounces it wrongly but it will annoy me if it happens~
  
• like to yell out “YEAH!” at the end of things.
  
• like to yell out “DO IT!” as your motivation.
  
• fancams are heaven sent.
  
• you buys CDs but listen to downloaded versions, because you don’t want to open your album copy.
• you wish you could befriend Ohno’s mom. - anything that can get me closer to them.. I will do it... plus.. I can do some Ohno shopping for him... ngehehe~
  
• many times you have looked down at their pants and have been pleasantly surprised. Now you can’t stop looking there.
  
• you are envious of people like Inoue mao, Suzuki Ann and Aoi Yu.
  
• you have gone down the list of “requirements for arashi’s girlfriend/wife” and started to change certain aspects of yourself so you have more points.
  
• Guys who paint their nails are okay.
• Don’t mind the fact that the guy owns 100000X more clothes than you.
• Watching several Japanese variety shows a week without understanding any Japanese, just to watch their faces is absolutely normal.
• You don’t listen to English songs anymore because you listen to Arashi all the time.
  
• You get to have a new set of friends (online) because of Arashi.
• The songs you play over and over again in your mp3 is Arashi’s.
  
• Ordered Skinny Latte coffee takeout from Starbucks so that they can write “SK” on the cup and told them your name’s “Ohmiya”.
• Guys who can cross their legs are totally acceptable.
• You watched Gokusen / Kimi Wa Petto / Bambino / Tokyo Tower / Hana Yori Dango 1&2 / etc. just for Matsujun.
  
• Rabu Rabu rocks!
  
• Guys kissing / hugging each other / holding hands is no problem now.

There you have it...

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-Constipated People Don't Give A Crap-