Here's something that I found on someone's blog and thought I might try it
The ones in purple are those that I agree with
The italic black fonts are my side notes
Here we go!
SIGNS OF AN INCURABLE ARASHI OBSESSION
- you were baited by Jun-kun. - I did watch his doramas before my obsessions tho~
- anything over 49kg is “fat”
- the best dancer in Johnny’s is Ohno, period. - Anyone who would deny that is just mental...
- you’re forever daydreaming and imagining…about Arashi and you. - Not forever, but I did dream about this... like... sometimes?
- you save for NatsuCon…the whole year, 2 years, 10 years, etc.
- only true idols get extremely popular after putting stockings over their head, wearing nipples shirts and daisy dukes. - some of the reasons why I ADORE them so much~
- you’re envious of the Arashi FC members. - heck.. ya~
- you’re envious of anyone that lives in Japan. - totally~
- every time a new single comes out, you bounce around the room in joy and watch the PV (promotional video) 19074546 times. - I did not really bounce... had a tonic clonic seizure is the more appropriate term... LOL~
- despite how poor you are, somehow you manage to buy all albums/singles.- i don't have all, but I will buy anything that I came across with~
- the first kanji you memorized is 嵐 - “arashi”. - so true...
- and then the kanji of all the members’ names. - unfortunately, I haven't reached this level yet~
- when speaking japanese you only know “male” dominates words such as “omae” “umai” “kuse”. - at first yurp... but now I'm improving~
- eating expired food is not crazy at all, but funny.
- when someone mentions ‘Bambi’, it’s Sho or Jun that you think of, not the Disney movie. - hahaha.. OMG... this is soo true~
- no matter how many times, you always cry when watching Aiba read his letter on 24hrTV.
- you want a pet and his name is Momo.
- you name things after Arashi such as pets, computers, your external HD.
- The Sims is a game you started just so you can have characters named after Arashi. - i didn't start playing The Sims because of Arashi but I do have an ARASHI family in my saved game :)
- the best university in all of Japan is Keio, period. - where else can you find a uni that has Keio's alumni list?
- Sho is unreachable. - so true~
- you’ve bought a baby blue DS.
- you didn’t know Jun was the youngest. - i don't get this statement... isn't Arashi's obsession includes knowledge of their birthdays?
- you didn’t know Ohno was the oldest. - another point made~
- before Arashi, S&M was disturbing. Now it’s just an everyday part of life.
- one of the main reasons your computer lives is to download Arashi stuff.
- you’ve cried after your hard drive crashed. - it hasn't crashed yet but I will go nuts if it does~
- no matter how many times you burn things off, your hard drive is always full. - hahaha... my brother is going to kill me...
- you’ve sat your friends down and began the history on Arashi.
- your friends can put names to faces.
- when asked if you have a boyfriend, you have casually said “yes” and pictured one of the members.
- you’ve come to like Japanese artists that the members like.
- you wish that Johnny’s wouldn’t be so expensive.
- vowed not to spend money on arashi.
- (almost) spent it 5 minutes after you vowed this because a new photo album came out.
- there is an Arashi photo that you see everyday - on a car, pencil case, wallet, planner. - my laptop's wallpaper... yess~
- your cell phone ring tone is Arashi.
- Aiba has the best English in all of Japan.
- December 24th is not Christmas Eve, it is “Aiba’s Birthday”.
- when going to karaoke you sing at least 1 Arashi song. AT LEAST.
- when singing in the car or anywhere, you MUST follow the hand motions during the chorus.
- you’ve been jealous of animals.
- you read “asahi” as “arashi”.
- the best actor in Japan is Nino, period. In Asia! Period! - i would not say he's the best actor in Asia nor Japan... but he is a bloody great actor~
- short guys is DEFINITELY okay.
- guys with bad skin is okay too.
- guys skinnier than me, that’s okay too.
- Arashi is the best group, ever.
- when someone says “captain” or “leader” ,the first person you think of is Ohno.
- sometimes you hear “Nino” instead of “Nemo”.
- therefore you buy Nemo things thinking of Nino.
- Ohno should be a world-renowned artist. - so true.. his talents are out of this world~
- you’ve come to tolerate/love other Johnny’s artists because of Arashi.
- you’ve pulled all-nighters to wait for videos, scans, reports.
- sometimes you wonder if Arashi are idols or comedians or cute little kids.
- you start off with a favorite Arashi song, but soon after you can’t decide.
- you study japanese because of Arashi.
- you plan on going to Japan because of Arashi. - this and many other reasons... but I do regret not knowing Arashi during my times in Japan though~
- you start giggling to yourself after finding something “Japanese”.
- when you meet someone Japanese the first thing you want to do is ask is whether they know Arashi.
- Aiba is a prodigy.
- Nino should be a professional song writer
- the only man that can pull off a belly button ring is Sho.
- neon-coloured suits are completely acceptable for any occasion.
- when someone says “tension” you think “Aiba”.
- your parents know Arashi songs and the members’ name.
- gotten into a fight with siblings about Arashi.
- have arashi posters but won’t put them up because you’re afraid you’ll ruin them.
- when people pronounces Nino’s name wrong it annoys you. - i haven't met anyone who pronounces it wrongly but it will annoy me if it happens~
- like to yell out “YEAH!” at the end of things.
- like to yell out “DO IT!” as your motivation.
- fancams are heaven sent.
- you buys CDs but listen to downloaded versions, because you don’t want to open your album copy.
- you wish you could befriend Ohno’s mom. - anything that can get me closer to them.. I will do it... plus.. I can do some Ohno shopping for him... ngehehe~
- many times you have looked down at their pants and have been pleasantly surprised. Now you can’t stop looking there.
- you are envious of people like Inoue mao, Suzuki Ann and Aoi Yu.
- you have gone down the list of “requirements for arashi’s girlfriend/wife” and started to change certain aspects of yourself so you have more points.
- Guys who paint their nails are okay.
- Don’t mind the fact that the guy owns 100000X more clothes than you.
- Watching several Japanese variety shows a week without understanding any Japanese, just to watch their faces is absolutely normal.
- You don’t listen to English songs anymore because you listen to Arashi all the time.
- You get to have a new set of friends (online) because of Arashi.
- The songs you play over and over again in your mp3 is Arashi’s.
- Ordered Skinny Latte coffee takeout from Starbucks so that they can write “SK” on the cup and told them your name’s “Ohmiya”.
- Guys who can cross their legs are totally acceptable.
- You watched Gokusen / Kimi Wa Petto / Bambino / Tokyo Tower / Hana Yori Dango 1&2 / etc. just for Matsujun.
- Rabu Rabu rocks!
- Guys kissing / hugging each other / holding hands is no problem now.
There you have it...
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-Constipated People Don't Give A Crap-
